Do you know anagrams? This GNU page features some pretty funny ones. I like these two best :):
Original: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
Anagram: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
And of course:
Original: “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” -Neil Armstrong
The Anagram: “A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!“
Want to get rich in 30-40 years? Why don’t you think about investment smoking?
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
BBspot has a funny post starting like this:
Supreme Court Judge Isaiah Moore ruled that SCO must
show proof of Santa Claus in the next 30 days, or he will dismiss
their lawsuit against all Christians and companies profiting from
the Christmas holiday.SCO, formerly known as Santa Cruz Operations, recently changed their name to Santa Claus Operations…
Zutaten für 3 Personen
1 unbehandelte Orange
1 unbehandelte Zitrone
2 l einfacher Rotwein
500 ml Orangensaft
1 Stange Zimt
6 Gewürznelken
4 Sternanis
1 Zuckerhut
35 cl Rum (54 Vol.-%)
Zubereitung
1. 1/2 Orange in Scheiben schneiden. Schale der Zitrone dünn abschneiden, beides beiseite legen. Restliche Früchte auspressen.
2. Rotwein in einem Topf erhitzen. Gesamten Fruchtsaft durch ein Sieb gieÃ
LOL, for some fun check out the first found link in google for:
I hope by the time you do these searches, the results will still be the same. Very funny 😀
UPDATE: The results have changed. Check google bomb on wikipedia which conserved e.g. this screenshot:
Screenshot of a google search for “Miserable Failure” back than.