Not THAT kind of cock

Via BoingBoing:

Apparently, Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old Romanian gent, accidentally cut off his own penis. He thought it belonged to a noisy chicken that woke him up. From Reuters:

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.”