real world spam

Almut recently received a letter. A real, dead tree- paper letter from Spain. A spanish business mogul with last name Späth had died and just before his dead, he deposited 8m USD in a safe. So his lawer contacted her to get the money as his next of kin and be happy ever after.

There is “no atom of risk involved” as the lawyer who sent the letter had considered all eventualities and had “a licences to lose”.

We are glad that we’ll be rich soon. Now we only need to get a small sum to pay the fees before we get the safe with the cash.